New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :

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New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan

Decide to call the world famous CID.



ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet,

Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor

koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)

(After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet

and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years

back in the campus...)



Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke

student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh

aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho

hi hoga !!!



ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!



ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use

forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat

ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead

body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)



Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch

bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr.

Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh

pata chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)



Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui

hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !!



ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho

sakta hai??



Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows

him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast

typing)



ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh

baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss

principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach

hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)



Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi

kiya



Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua

tha???



Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata

hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)



Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???



Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu

!



Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh

jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya



ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!



Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni

underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi

tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main

bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska

helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek

diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din

humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please

yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...



ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath

co-operate karo

(virus leaves)



ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta

hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi

nahin??



Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko

bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!



ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur

campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??



Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student

hi ho?



ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking

finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte

hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me

kuch kaala hai !!



Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai

!!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which

changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still

the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEE ECH !!)



ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya

tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks.

..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main

yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne

kaam pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)



Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke

ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur

rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla

Lena chahta tha !!



ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh

Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai

!!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !



Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha

hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur

rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!



ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke

dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)



ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??



Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!



Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai

tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho

se jalan thi



Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch

nai kiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)



Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki

usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine

sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir

woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya

tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya



ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke

saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL

me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!